22, grad student in DC. I like video games, Dr. Who, Sherlock, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Homestuck, books, and Chipotle. I might say something funny once every few years, so be excited for that.
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking