21, straight, undergrad in FL. I love video games, Dr. Who, Sherlock, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (me = brony), books, and Chipotle. I might say something funny once every few years, so be excited for that.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock
(Source: nayadarren)
are you a
- BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
- heck
- heckaroo
- frick frop
- nincompoop
- heckle deckle
- diddly darn
- pokémon
- zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
(Source: kawhoru)
my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have
where he blinks when you move him
and if you angle it right he’ll wink
oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you
(Source: expelliarmus)
(Source: windwakertfln)
(Source: kurtbraunohler)
